I can't say I'm particularly fond of children. the building where I have has numerous children, everyday, running around like headless chickens. It's seriously frustrating. I digress...

You did a great job telling this story. I am sure there are many children out there that would say NOT NE at the drop of a hat. You perfectly demonstrate this in your story. Getting them to not say it, as seen in the story, seems fairly easy. Or is it?