Oddly, and I hope I'm not the only one, your drabble reminded me of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Once More, with Feeling"...

There is a scene where one of the main characters talks about blaming their situation on bunnies. Bunnies were absolutely not her thing.

You did a marvellous job bringing to life your characters. The rabbits are certainly a fun feature. Great stuff. The Battle of the Rabbits... Nicely done.